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amuseme

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leme share a lil bit of myself...
EXTREME INTROVERT
im the person who doesnt mind being isolated..im actually at my bestest when i do things alone. (I ENJOY MY OWN UNIVERSE)
i accept the resets and restarts in my life.."if i fail..go back to scratch and do it again"
i never stop thinking! from the silliest to stupidest! lol (my twisted mind is always present! lol)
i am equipped with sass, witt, and sarcasm! soo watch ur words ..juz kidding lol

i never like people who feeds me their bad ideas, bad thoughts and bad attitude ..as i can give it back a hundred folds.. sheezz hokay thats a joke lol not a hundred folds maybe twice? ha!
i dont wanna get stuck in a dramatic situation..so UGHHH ..soo umm no indecent proposals.im so done with it! LOL
*im the girl who knows what i want!
*i like it when people makes me think
* english isnt my language...its my skill LOL
*im into smart and funny people
*i keep my circle small
*i never refriend! thats toxic!
* my word is firm, unbendable and non negotiable
*i dont like dipping my finger into other people's lives! im not Oprah lol
*i can never be friends with assholes!..even if the very heavens demands for it!
*i find it funny when people gets confused..i confuse them even more!
*daily food for my soul ..only God can judge me
MY REAL LUXURIES..
*COFFEE ...ill die without it! yep its the easiest way to kill me! lol
*good book..i read everything! even the positions of kamasutra! ha!
*homecooked meals "i never had a cooking session with my mom..its always a ROASTING SESSION!" yep im d one being roasted! arghhhhhhh
*long walks ..depends on how far is the nearest store lol
*slow mornings... real s.....l.....o....w
*expressing myself....randomly...now u better cope!lol
*day naps... is also called POWER NAPS...useless if my neighbor starts havin thier mini concert
*good convo ...this depends on what subject! i need a calculator for maths! LOL
MATURITY LEVEL: i can control myself from slapping someone and smile instead lol
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC: me being talkative has expiration! as i need to recharge in a quiet place as it gives my whole being time to breathe..so dont expect me to talk to u ALL DAY..THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! lol

MY ODD-SELF
*Halloween is my favorite holiday!! i can be anyone/anything LEGALLY! i can even walk around like a human size vibrator and i aint going to jail! lol
*tellin everyone im single and no one believes me! (im not explaining why!) lol
*ignore who ignores you! my lungs is healthier without us talking! lol (Saves my breath)
*8 billion people on earth and here i am waking up zero good morning txts...I DONT HAVE A FONE! and I AM NOCTURNAL!!lol
*the letter "i" in my name means I DONT CARE! ( ok wait i dont have that letter on my name!)
*if i skip my sleep for u that means u r special ... im planning an assassination for u LOL..
*got a hundred pics in the site, hundred clothes..but 1 POSE..LOL and its not edited!! lol
* romantic words makes me laugh! (zero romantic nerves in me!)
* fast learner with short term memory loss... huh? what?
*if u dont like me...congratulations! IDGAF! lol
*if im in a crazy situation..my friends will tear up from laughing first, then save me..(Cant they just do the saving first??!)
*i am a triangle...i have 3 sides..d quiet side, d fun side, and the side that u never want to see! lol
(HUMAN NATURE )
make mistakes, change ur hair color, worry less, enjoy every second and drink that overpriced coffee!
life is too short to be unhappy! cheers!!!
CAN WE JUST TURN SADNESS INTO CASH? we'll be gazillionaires! ha!
piece of advice for the day
lil things matter, small wins should be celebrated and rewarding yourself is a must!
BE HUMBLE and never think you are better than anyone else,we all leave this world with NOTHING.
MATA SA LANGIT,PAA SA LUPA  
Turn Ons
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i just like people that shares their positive aura. they are always welcome in my room :D  
Turn Offs
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i dont like small talks..i wanna talk about atoms,aliens,magic,meaning of life,the far away galaxies, what keeps u up all night. i like people that speaks with their twisted minds lol I dont want to know " what's up"
i also dont like men who just...SLAM,BAM,BYE!. lol

I AM A WOMAN SEEKING: A MOSS COVERED COTTAGE DEEP IN THE FOREST SURROUNDED BY FAE FOLK AND BOTANICAL GARDENS AND ANIMALS WHERE I CAN BAKE BREAD IN BLISS  
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Hairy, Cameltoe, Real Orgasm
amuseme's Stats :

  • Age : 41
  • Build : Petite
  • Height : 5.0-5.4
  • Weight : 100 - 115 lbs
  • Eye Color : Black
  • Hair Color : Black
  • Hair Length : Long
  • Sexual Preference : Straight
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